Uh, okay, peehole, but then of course you'd be taken off trench-digging duty and your sputtering head placed on a pike for purposes of general mirth. You don't get the simple point, do you? Caesar, and men like him, are infinitely greater than any character you could imagine. Such men do not live in this day and age. The fact that Caesar also maintained a sex life similarly unimaginable to you should properly fill you with awe. As to exactly what kind of friction he preferred on his genitalia, and who should provide it, this is entirely irrelevant.
So too, the average poofter in America is far superior to your stunted existence. On average.
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